1 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,880 Don't you fucking move, pig! 2 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,960 We know why you're here. 3 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,280 We have you surrounded. 4 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,680 So, don't try to play the high and mighty cop. 5 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,160 Drop your fucking gun! 6 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,480 Get on the ground, kid. 7 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,840 Now. 8 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,080 Don't get me wrong, before I ended up in some kind of heist movie, 9 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,760 life was pretty dope. 10 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,920 There you go, bro. 11 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,400 Skal. 12 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what was that? 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,840 Skull? 14 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,000 No, skal. With an A. 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,000 It means like, cheers in Danish. 16 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,400 Coolio. 17 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,080 Get a load of this guy. 18 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,960 To be honest, I don't even remember his fucking name. 19 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,320 Let's go with Steve. 20 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,240 Skal? Skal! 21 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,280 Right! 22 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,560 Steve's a fan. 23 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,440 But Steve's not just any fan. No, no, no. 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,040 Steve's here tonight as an Arthurian fellow. 25 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,400 And you see, taking care of fans, I mean, that's a huge deal 26 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,440 in the life of someone like me. 27 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,160 One last, come on. 28 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,320 Ah. 29 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,480 I'm Arthur. 30 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,240 I'm an online creator, slash comedy artist, 31 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,960 but I'm sure most of you know that already. 32 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,120 And look, I'm not trying to brag, it's not really my style, 33 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:56,480 but I just hit 3 million subs on my channel! 34 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,640 Wait, actually 35 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,560 3,259,872 36 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,760 three, to be precise. 37 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,000 But I mean, who's counting, right? 38 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,000 Me! I'm fucking counting. 39 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,920 Hey, buddy, do you mind holding this for a sec? 40 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,640 Hey, everyone! Hey! 41 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,640 Gather round for a gang selfie. Come on. 42 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,960 3 million on three. 43 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,920 One, two, three! 3 million! 44 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,200 Having fun? 45 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,680 Hey, guys. 46 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,480 Dude, don't blame me. 47 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,840 What, did you expect that the pre-roll ads pay for this 48 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,360 fancy ass apartment? 49 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,920 It's the product placement that does. 50 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,760 Ah. 51 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:12,880 Skal. 52 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,480 One sip and I'm flying. 53 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,200 Hey, you. 54 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,040 Oh, hey, there's our world famous star. 55 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,360 Don't do that to me, please. 56 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,160 So, are you at least having a good time? 57 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,960 Yeah. Yeah. Slowly but surely, I guess 58 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,520 That's 'cause you're not drunk enough. 59 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,480 Oh. 60 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,640 This is Emma, one of my roommates and childhood friend. 61 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,320 But there's more to it than that. 62 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:54,200 Hey, don't judge me. I like to keep photos. 63 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,640 Look, I've probably confessed my love to her 1,000 times, 64 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,680 and been stuck in the friend zone ever since 65 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,840 we've known each other. 66 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,440 Arthur! 67 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,640 Hey, yo, Arthur! 68 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,160 Come here, buddy, I need to meet someone. 69 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,120 Sorry. 70 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,640 Duty calls. 71 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,480 I'll be back. 72 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,960 So, the pretty boy over here, that's my other roommate, 73 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:22,960 Darren, slash manager, slash agent, slash, 74 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,640 well, he's pretty much just my best friend. 75 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,520 Well, there he is, the big star! 76 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,520 Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, let me introduce you to Patricia. 77 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,320 She just loves you, man. 78 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,520 She's got a stand-up gig for you next week. 79 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,880 You dig? 80 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,760 Only problem is Darren doesn't have a fucking clue. 81 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,320 If it's not some stupid standup gig, then it's for a shitty web series. 82 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,000 And notice the girl he's talking to, she's always hot. 83 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,080 It's like he's using my name to get his dick wet. 84 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,320 Anyways, I'm used to it. 85 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,520 Once you go above 100,000 subscribers, 86 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,560 the leeches start crawling out of the woodwork. 87 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,480 Awesome. Cool, yeah, I love it. 88 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,520 Cool. 89 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,800 Where were we? 90 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:14,480 So, if I introduced you to Emma and Darren, 91 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,920 it's because they're really important to me, right? 92 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,640 They're like family. 93 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,200 But more to the point; 94 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,880 I caught them banging like bunnies behind my back. 95 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,120 Yeah, I know, I should have photobombed it 96 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,800 and shared it with all you, right? 97 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,600 I'm not that big of an asshole though. 98 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,640 Hey, Arthur! 99 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,400 Hey! Woo! 100 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,640 There he is. 101 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,000 No worries, everybody just found him! 102 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,400 Look at you. 103 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,600 Hey, you filming? 104 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,840 Hey, look, hey, hey, look, I love this guy. 105 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,160 Hey, come on, get me in there, come on. 106 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,600 This guy's great. A genius. 107 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,480 This brain, this brain, I'm going to kiss it. 108 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,920 Okay, can we stop that? Okay, okay, okay, 109 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,640 you don't like kissing. I got you. I got you. 110 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,120 Did you want something or? 111 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,560 No, no, no, I was going to check if you want something. 112 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,240 I'm going to the convenience store. 113 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,880 I'm buying. You want something? 114 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,120 Actually, yeah, I wouldn't say no to a chocolate bar. 115 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,240 Anything with nougat. 116 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,760 Mission accepted. All right. You stay safe. 117 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,840 No, diggity. 118 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,680 So, where were we? 119 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,320 Oh, wait, I know. 120 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,800 You're still not having fun. 121 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,040 Oh, and you are? 122 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,840 Come on, Arthur, I know you can't stand people. 123 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,840 Yeah, but I can enjoy a party. 124 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,680 Yeah, well, 3 million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate. 125 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,160 Oh, 3 million, hmm? 126 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,960 How about 3,259,914? 127 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,240 Wow. 128 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,960 Whoa, Emma, your nose. 129 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,920 Oh. Sorry. 130 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,560 Typical. 131 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:40,880 My perfect timing. 132 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,840 What the fuck. There's no water? 133 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,440 Yeah, there should be. 134 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,880 Must be some kind of construction, I guess. 135 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,200 Fuck. 136 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,840 Oh, shit, I'm a mess. 137 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,120 Here, can you give me your jacket? 138 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,680 ♪ You are me ♪ 139 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,280 ♪ I am you ♪ 140 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,800 ♪ You're just so controlling ♪ 141 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,600 ♪ Can't take it no more ♪ 142 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,400 ♪ Still have a life of my own ♪ 143 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,160 So, stoked that the producers cast a hot chick 144 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,880 to be my childhood friend. 145 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,720 And now she's asking me for my clothes when she could like, 146 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,120 totally just go down the hall and get her own clothes. 147 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,360 Whoever's writing this, I love you. 148 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,960 Arthur. Your jacket, please. 149 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,280 Oh. Yeah. 150 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,360 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 151 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,840 Everyone chill. It's just a power outage. 152 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,120 I'm sure it'll all be over soon, all right? 153 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,640 Shit, guys, what do we do? 154 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,080 There's also zero service. 155 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,600 All right, just keep people from moving and 156 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,680 I'll bring the music back. 157 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,920 Got it. 158 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,600 Hey, man, can you hold this for me for a sec? 159 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,640 For sure. 160 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,640 Yo! Everyone! 161 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,880 Hey, listen up. Gather around. 162 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,360 Please, come on. 163 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,840 Freddy, put your fucking pants back on. 164 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,880 Guys, hey, listen. 165 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,640 Where are you going to go? 166 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,560 There's really no point in leaving right now. 167 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,520 I mean, look out the window, this power outage is widespread, 168 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,360 so where are you going to go that's better than this, am I right? 169 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,080 Damn right, dude! Yeah! 170 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,520 Okay. 171 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,320 So I say, fuck the power outage. 172 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:33,080 Fuck the power! I say, let's fucking party. 173 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,760 Let's fucking party like there's no fucking tomorrow! 174 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,720 So, here's to us. 175 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:50,680 And here's to my 3 million fucking subscribers! 176 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,280 Yeah, yeah, frustrating, right? 177 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,920 But aren't you bored with these expected montages 178 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,920 with people having fun and drinking and taking drugs, 179 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,520 and the in-the-mood song playing in the background? 180 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,280 Anyways, look, as a matter of fact, our show doesn't have 181 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,200 the money to make it super fancy. 182 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,240 Plus, I'm a very bad dancer. 183 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,040 Day one of the apocalypse. 184 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,360 A whole lot of cleaning. 185 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,840 Power's still out, so that's fun. 186 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,960 Oh, and still no service either. 187 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,440 And I am feeling the need to check my newsfeed. 188 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,760 You want to hear my favorite part? 189 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,520 Still no fucking water. 190 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,920 Apparently there's not a single goddam thing to drink 191 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,280 in this whole apartment. 192 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,040 I even have the perfect title for it: 193 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,120 the Hangover: Part Four. 194 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,480 Worst fucking hangover ever. 195 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,040 Ever! 196 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,680 Oh, and also, I'm on my way to the grocery store to grab a drink, 197 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,400 so stay tuned. 198 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,560 Don't you fucking move, pig! 199 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,000 We know why you're here. 200 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,520 We have you surrounded, so don't try and play 201 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,520 the high and mighty cop. 202 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,680 Drop your fucking gun! 203 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,200 Get on the ground, kid. 204 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,360 Now. 205 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,360 Like I was saying, worst hangover ever. 206 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,360 Ever. 207 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,760 Well, let me be honest with you, guys. 208 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,040 Our show doesn't really have the budget 209 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,320 for a fancy ass gunfight with special effects. 210 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,160 So, the director asked if I could narrate the rest of my adventures. 211 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,680 Hope you guys are cool with that. 212 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,920 Thank you. 213 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,440 Well, this is awkward. 214 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,160 Interior: grocery store; day. 215 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,480 Arthur, that's me, throws himself on the ground. 216 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,280 Gunshots resume. 217 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,520 He crawls for cover, terrified, 218 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,680 curls up with his hands on his ears, eyes closed. 219 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,160 Yep, we've done that. 220 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,400 Bullets are flying everywhere. Extreme slow mo. 221 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,520 Too expensive. 222 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,560 Arthur finally takes a chance. 223 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,840 He crawls to the back of the store and he narrowly escapes 224 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,480 by hiding in the fridge? 225 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,240 Seriously? 226 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,920 Why would I hide in a fridge? 227 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,720 Fuck. I hope the ending's better than this. 228 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,160 Are you kidding me? 229 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,880 The end fucking sucks! 230 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,160 Fuck, I knew I should have read this before signing. 231 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,440 Hey, let's get this shit back to the writers. 232 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,240 Get on the ground, kid. 233 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,240 Now. 234 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,600 Wait, I didn't piss myself in the old version of the script. 235 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,200 Fuck! 236 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,960 Come on! 237 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,080 Down, down! 238 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,240 Fuck! Ah! 239 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,600 Help me up, kid. 240 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,840 Hurry, there's more coming. 241 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,720 Let's go. Where? 242 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,760 Out to the van. 243 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,320 You're driving. 244 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,440 Is this guy for real? 245 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,280 I never got a stupid driver's licence. 246 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,640 Now he expects me to drive some big ass van- 247 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,720 Hey! 248 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,920 Who the fuck are you talking to? 249 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,680 I need you to hide in that van, now. 250 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,880 Come on. 251 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,920 Hey, listen. 252 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,920 Shouldn't we get you to a hospital or something? 253 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,160 You're bleeding like a pig. 254 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,960 No pun intended. 255 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,120 No. 256 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,120 We need to hide that van, now. 257 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,080 Hey, listen, I just want to get back to my apartment. 258 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,560 It's right there. 259 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,080 Does it have a parking garage? 260 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,320 Yeah. 261 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,200 Good. Good, we'll hide it there. 262 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,080 Did I just invite this psycho back to my apartment? 263 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,080 Hurry, fuck! 264 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,280 All right! All right! 265 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,520 Fuck. 266 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,880 Put it in park. 267 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,360 Kid, put it in park. 268 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,360 Give me the keys. 269 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,240 What's your name? 270 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,400 I'm-I'm Arthur. 271 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,480 Mine's Frank. 272 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,040 Now, 273 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,920 I need you to go find some help. 274 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,920 Doctor, nurse, anyone, but you got to hurry. 275 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,960 Wait! 276 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,040 Keep it quiet, okay? 277 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,800 Yeah. 278 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,240 Promise me. 279 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,480 ♪ Baby, I'm lonely and I'm sorry ♪ 280 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,480 ♪ To have push you so far away ♪ 281 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,120 ♪ And baby, believe me ♪ 282 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,440 ♪ You complete me ♪ 283 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,560 ♪ And what else can I say? ♪ 284 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,160 Steve? 285 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,240 Steve, is that you? 286 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,760 Arthur? Arthur! Arthur! 287 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,240 I'm in here, I'm in the elevator. 288 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,000 You got to find a way to get me out of here! 289 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,240 The doors won't open. There's no service. 290 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,680 The buzzer doesn't work. 291 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,000 Well, there was one guy who went to go get help, 292 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,520 but the piece of shit of never came back. 293 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,200 Wait, have you been in here since last night? 294 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,960 And are you kidding me? 295 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,360 I'm so thirsty? 296 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,440 Okay. 297 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,120 Look, I have to do something really urgent real quick, 298 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,920 but then I'll be right back to get you out of here. 299 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,200 I promise, dude, okay? 300 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,960 Okay, okay, okay. 301 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,040 Oh, and Arthur, man, I got you to your bar. 302 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,520 I got it here with me in the elevator. 303 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,680 Right. Yeah. 304 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,440 Thanks, man. 305 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,880 You can just eat that though, for real. 306 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,680 I know you're hungry. 307 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,480 Arthur, are you listening to me? I would never eat your bar, dude! 308 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,560 You're my hero. 309 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,800 Thanks, Steve. 310 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,680 Oh, oh, oh, and I forgot to tell you my name's not Steve. 311 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,800 It's Marlon! 312 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,840 Yeah, I'm going to stick with Steve. 313 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,920 Hey, dude, dude, where were you? 314 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,240 Malika! 315 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,080 Malika, come on, I know you're in there. 316 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,680 Please, answer, Malika! 317 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,280 Come on, I need you, Malika, please! 318 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,480 Hey, what the fuck, man? 319 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,240 Seriously, where the hell were you? 320 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 Seriously? 321 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,320 Look at these two. 322 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,920 Acting like they haven't totally fucked each other 323 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,040 10 fucking times while I was out there almost dying. 324 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,680 God. 325 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,120 I wish I had the balls to murder them like 326 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,920 Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot style. 327 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,160 Can you please tell us what the fuck is going on? 328 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,560 Look, I was at the grocery store and 329 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,480 there was this cop, and people were dying all around me, 330 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,040 and, and. 331 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,360 And what? 332 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,440 Guys, meet Frank. 333 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,400 What the fuck? Oh, oh, oh, oh. 334 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,760 Guys, I'm only a paramedic, we need to go to the hospital. 335 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,000 We can't. 336 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,760 Why's that? 337 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,800 Look, Frank, you're going to have to tell us what's really going on. 338 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,400 Well, can't do this like this. I need you lying down. 339 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,800 Frank, look, I saved your ass, didn't I? 340 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,280 Tell me, what did those robbers mean when they said 341 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,960 they knew what you were doing in the store? 342 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,080 Doing what? 343 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,560 Check the bedroom. 344 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,160 Kid. 345 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,240 Kid. 346 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,440 Careful. 347 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,680 Water. 348 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,160 You're risking your life for bottles of water? 349 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,440 These ain't just water bottles. 350 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,800 Water bottles are all we got left to drink 351 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,120 in this fucking city. 352 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,320 Darren. 353 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,400 You really think this is the right time to video? 354 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,760 Why don't you help me? - The world's really ending? 355 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,680 You bet I'm going to film every minute of it. 356 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,000 Talk to me, please. 357 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,720 What's going on? 358 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,400 I'm out of here, Emma. 359 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,080 You heard that cop, we got to leave the city while we still can. 360 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,280 You're just going to ditch us? 361 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,120 I'm going to take that truck 362 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,080 and I'm going to keep that water for myself, 363 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,080 for me and my family, all right? 364 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,600 Your family? Yeah. 365 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,200 That's bullshit. 366 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,600 You know there's no way out of the city in this chaos. 367 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,000 You just want to hoard that shit for yourself. 368 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,280 And what about us, huh? 369 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,320 We have to share what's left. 370 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,680 You're being so selfish right now. 371 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,160 Guys, can you stop arguing for one minute? 372 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,080 Either way, we got to go back to Frank and Malika. 373 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,560 Hello, please. 374 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,000 We need water to fill up our son's baby bottle. 375 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,360 Can you please spare a water bottle? 376 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,760 Oh, we might... 377 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,640 Oh, come on, I heard you talking. 378 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,000 All the stores are closing up. 379 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,240 Shame on you, I hope you die of thirst. 380 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,760 It's us or them, all right? 381 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,120 Holy balls! That's some unrealistic movie shit. 382 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,960 Stop filming. 383 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,720 Somebody! 384 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,280 Anybody. 385 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,920 There's a guy trapped in the elevator? 386 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,920 Yeah. 387 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,240 He was at our party. 388 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,000 Look, you guys, go ahead, I'll catch up with you. 389 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Okay? 390 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,200 I want to die in this shithole. 391 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400 Please! 392 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,920 Do something, you bitches! 393 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,720 Hey, buddy. 394 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,560 How's it going in there? 395 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,720 Arthur! 396 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,160 Buddy! 397 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,360 What the fuck is going on out there, seriously? 398 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,560 You got to find a way to get me out of here! 399 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,760 Arthur. 400 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,280 Arthur, you still there? 401 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,880 Arthur, you come back. 402 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,520 Arthur, come back here, you bitch ass motherfucker! 403 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,400 Still here. Oh! 404 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,440 Yeah. 405 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,160 I was just messing with you, buddy. 406 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,720 I've just been in here so long. 407 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,680 I actually don't remember my life before this elevator. 408 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,000 I'm going to get you help. I'll come back for you, dude. 409 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,960 Just stay put. Okay. 410 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,920 Just tell us what's really happening. 411 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,720 For the last time, I don't know. 412 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,240 That's bullshit, and you know it! 413 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,560 Calm down, Darren. 414 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,320 Guys, we have to help this dude in the elevator. 415 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,920 He sounds like he's going to die. 416 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,280 Take only two every four hours. 417 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,440 Got it? 418 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,680 Thank you, Malika. 419 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,640 Seriously, guys, can we go help him, please? 420 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,960 Guys, seriously, we have to help him! 421 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,160 Get in and close the damn door! 422 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,200 Someone will see us! 423 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,920 Yeah, so what if someone sees us? 424 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,800 If you've got an order for all this water here, 425 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,280 why are you hiding out here? 426 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,440 He makes a pretty good point, Frank. 427 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,520 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Frank! What are you doing? 428 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,680 Everyone out of the van now. 429 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,840 Go, go, get. 430 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,320 Jesus. 431 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,680 See? 432 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,600 Whatever this guy's hiding, it's worth killing for. 433 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,760 You know what? 434 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,360 Maybe he wants to keep all the water for himself, huh? 435 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,200 Hey, hey, Frank! Stop! 436 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,440 Frank, even if that's true, you still have to share 437 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,160 some of it with us because our neighbors, 438 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,880 there's elderly people and families, 439 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,800 and they have kids and they need that water too. 440 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,160 What? 441 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,920 I was getting thirsty. 442 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,440 Did you know that you need at least two liters of water a day? 443 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,600 Three to four when hung over? 444 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,000 Hey, Frank, you want to die, that's on you. 445 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,760 But you got to give us the keys so we can get the fuck out of here! 446 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,840 What are you talking about? We have to help people. 447 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,520 What, you want to walk towards the gunshots? 448 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,160 Are you fucking stupid? 449 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,960 Get down! 450 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,880 Can't you call backup? 451 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,440 Oh, God. 452 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,400 No. 453 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,440 We have to help them. 454 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,760 Wake the fuck up, blondie. 455 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,520 This is the dark ages all over again. 456 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,480 Hey, Jesus, Frank, you don't need to talk to her like that. 457 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,200 Emma, are you okay? 458 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,160 Okay, listen up, I know what you're thinking, 459 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,640 but if we open this door, it's game over. 460 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,600 We're all dead. 461 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,800 These guys, they're not your neighbors. 462 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,040 They are not your friends. 463 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,880 They are hardened criminals, heavily armed. 464 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,240 They're the ones who attack the grocery store. 465 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,320 You can trust me on this: 466 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,680 if these murderers get through that door, 467 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,840 they won't stop with the van. 468 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,760 They'll use violence. 469 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,760 They will plunder your home. 470 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,600 They are here to take everything, 471 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,960 everything away from you. 472 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,280 That water stock 473 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,480 is the only thing keeping us alive. 474 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240 It's our only way out. 475 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,280 So I got one question for you all. 476 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,440 What's that, Frank? 477 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,760 Are you with me? 478 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,160 Yeah. 479 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,480 Yeah. 480 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,240 U.S.A.. 481 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,040 U.S.A.. 482 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,840 Yeah, U.S.A.! 483 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,240 U.S.A.! 484 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,560 U.S.A.! 485 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,480 ♪ Can you see ♪ 486 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,440 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 487 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,840 ♪ What so proudly we hail ♪ 488 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,080 U-S-A! U-S-A! 489 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,320 Nah. 490 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,640 It didn't really happen like that. 491 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,160 We were all scared shitless. 492 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,680 Let's just get the fuck out of here. 493 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,240 Yeah, now we're talking. 494 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,680 For once the script writer of the show had a goodidea. 495 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,440 And yeah, as crazy as it seems, people freak out within 496 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,960 12 hours without water. 497 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,280 Way more than if the wifi was gone for good. 498 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,440 Anyways, we forced our way out from those thugs. 499 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,720 And it was pretty badass. 500 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,560 And now, well, I guess we're going to drive somewhere safe 501 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,960 out of the city, I hope. 502 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,000 Oh, shit! 503 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,040 I totally forgot about that Steve guy! 504 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,520 I hope someone helps him. 505 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,320 Frank? 506 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,720 You okay? 507 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,840 I love you. 508 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,560 Frank. 509 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,680 You okay? 510 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,800 Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no! 511 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,760 Look, I know you're in a lot of pain, okay? 512 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,040 There's no use of taking that many. 513 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,760 What are you trying to do? Kill yourself? 514 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,760 Take the next right. 515 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,800 Right? No, if we want to leave the city the fastest way- 516 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,000 We're not leaving the city. 517 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,320 Oh, fuck! 518 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,840 Okay, that's enough. 519 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,240 You need to tell me everything you fucking know. 520 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,640 What the fuck? 521 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,360 Say something next time you're going to do that shit! 522 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,400 Hey, guys, what's going on? 523 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,880 Drive. 524 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,400 I'm not going until you tell me what's going on. 525 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,000 Are you fucking insane? 526 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,480 If we stay here, we're dead. 527 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,520 Drive. 528 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,760 Malika, answer me! 529 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,280 Frank doesn't want to leave the fucking city 530 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,280 and I'm not going anywhere until he tells us why. 531 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,360 Alright, let's go. Help me. Come on, come on! 532 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,880 What the fuck! Drive! 533 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,400 Frank, do something! 534 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,320 You're going to get us all killed, Malika. 535 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,400 Malika! 536 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,840 Will you all shut up! 537 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,200 I'm not going until he tells us the truth. 538 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,680 We need the truth. 539 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,680 All right. 540 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,320 So, you going to spit it out, Frank? 541 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,200 Frustrating, right? 542 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,600 But aren't you bored with these middling plot moments 543 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,240 where some big, lame secret is divulged 544 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,920 in order to reignite the story? 545 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,600 You know what? 546 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,080 I say screw you, you lazy ass writers. 547 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,640 First, you made me piss myself, and now this. 548 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,720 Picture this: 549 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,760 a group of nerdy morons, barely graduated, 550 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,520 in charge of writing a show. 551 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,640 Let's call it "Skal". 552 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,000 Right now, they're working on the fourth episode, 553 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,720 and no one really has a clue what the fuck to write next. 554 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,040 And let's be honest, they're not getting paid enough 555 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,640 to give a shit anyways. 556 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,920 Oh. 557 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,560 Oh, oh. 558 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,880 Guys. 559 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,520 Guys, I've got this. No. 560 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,400 No. For the last time, we should have written a Bible 561 00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,680 and an outline. 562 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,360 That's how it's supposed to be done. 563 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,120 Ben, can we get on that now? 564 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,960 Just listen- But no, Casey. 565 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,560 Because if this keeps going on, I'm going to get my credit 566 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,480 replaced with Alan Smithy. 567 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,840 Mark, all the real directors get to use that credit. 568 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,120 Also, we did pretty amazing with the first three episodes. 569 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,960 So, just listen. 570 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,800 Okay, what if Frank says something about the water shortage? 571 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,200 You know, like that it isn't just happening in their city. 572 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,000 Oh, that he actually robbed the grocery store himself. 573 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,400 Okay. 574 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,320 Alright. 575 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,320 How can you explain that though? 576 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,120 Also, we need to find an idea as to why the water disappeared. 577 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,080 Just saying. 578 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,440 Um, okay, well, 579 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,760 because the government will do anything to help anyone. 580 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,480 Well, Frank knows this. 581 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,800 So, he's just scared. 582 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,800 If he tells the group, they might just kick him out of the truck. 583 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,880 But he could actually kill everyone. 584 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,720 Ben, what do you think? 585 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,880 Ben? 586 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080 Please, stop that, okay. 587 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,200 Join us this one time. 588 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,440 Yeah, yeah, that works for me. 589 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,120 I want that episode, the first draft of it, at least, 590 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,280 ready for 10:00 AM tomorrow morning. 591 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,640 And Mark. 592 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,320 Sweet little Marky, Mark. 593 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,480 If you speak to me like that again, I'll fire you. 594 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,920 All right? We clear? 595 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,880 Later, douchers. 596 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,880 Okay, Mark. 597 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,160 You got this? 598 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,880 Tomorrow. 10:00 AM. 599 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,080 And that's how you make an episode longer. 600 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,480 And in the cheapest way possible. 601 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,040 You going to spit it out, Frank? 602 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,840 Frank. 603 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,800 The water problems, 604 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,760 they don't only concern the city. 605 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,760 It's the entire country. 606 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,200 What? 607 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,320 The entire country? How? 608 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,400 Is this some kind of terrorist attack? 609 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,120 Is it aliens? 610 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,600 Is it the Russians? 611 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,320 They haven't figured it out yet. 612 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,520 My orders were clear. 613 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,280 Requisition all the water stocks left. 614 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,640 Large suppliers, grocery stores, 615 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,480 even the freaking corner mom and pop shops if necessary. 616 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,520 All of it. 617 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400 The government? 618 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,880 What about us? 619 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,440 They don't have a plan. 620 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,800 It didn't take long to figure that out. 621 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,880 And I'm, 622 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,360 I'm just, 623 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,480 I need to take care of my own family. 624 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,920 So, that's what I'm doing. 625 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,280 Shit. 626 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,440 I knew it! 627 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,840 I knew it from the start. 628 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,600 This guy's just gone rogue. 629 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,080 He wanted to keep all the water for himself, 630 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,360 that's his big secret. 631 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,560 Sound familiar, Darren? 632 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,000 Wow, and to think, I saved your life. 633 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,120 I even did a stupid fist bump with you. 634 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,160 Just how much of a fucking scumbag are you, frank? 635 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,680 And then what? 636 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,680 What was the plan once you reached your family? 637 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,760 Fuck. 638 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,440 I think we went over something. 639 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,000 We can't stay here. Well, there's a flat tire. 640 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,760 There. 641 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,840 Go over there. 642 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,480 Oh, fuck! 643 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,520 What happened? 644 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,800 We need to change these tires. 645 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,160 Guess I'm changing tires. 646 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,760 Arthur, blondie, come here. 647 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,800 Hey, what about me? 648 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,160 Darren, you're with me. 649 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,920 Stop playing around. 650 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,320 Arthur lowers the camera while Frank hands his handgun to him. 651 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,920 Ever fired a gun before? 652 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,640 No. 653 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,000 I mean, yeah. 654 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,560 Frank's side. Emma appears confident. 655 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,440 She takes the gun from Arthur's hands and cocks it. 656 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,400 Emma gives the weapon back to Arthur. 657 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,280 Arthur is speechless. 658 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,240 Frank gives Emma a gun. 659 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,160 Now, listen to me, you only shoot if I tell you to. 660 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,600 Got it? 661 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,000 Arthur and Emma nod. 662 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,840 Frank runs to Malika and Darren. 663 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,800 They are working on the tires. 664 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,160 Malika, almost done? 665 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,480 This bolt's a bitch! Why? 666 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:59,000 Frank sees thugs armed to the teeth heading straight for the truck. 667 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,720 Frank fires at them. 668 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,120 Cut to black. 669 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,160 Role credits. 670 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,040 So, Frank is a gangster now? 671 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,080 Ben, any comments? 672 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,760 See? 673 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,240 That wasn't so bad, right? 674 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,160 But you know what? 675 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,520 We could have added more sex. 676 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,920 Yeah. 677 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,920 Make sure you add more sex in the next episode. 678 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,840 Okay. 679 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,880 We could have Frank and Malika stress fuck. 680 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,640 Oh, yeah, sure. 681 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,320 An injured cop and a paramedic. 682 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,120 We could also have Arthur and Darren doing it. 683 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,560 Yeah, we haven't had any gay stuff in a long time. 684 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,840 I bet the LGBTQ community would be very happy. 685 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,800 That's not how you reach people, and you know that, Mark. 686 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,840 Guys, this is brilliant. 687 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,520 Arthur, Darren together. 688 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,880 D on D action. 689 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,160 We're going viral! 690 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,880 You don't understand, this is amazing! 691 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,320 Okay, you know what? 692 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,720 I should have thought of this earlier. 693 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,080 You guys write this. 694 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,000 I'm going to go pitch this to the producers. 695 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,520 We are going viral, kids! 696 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,960 Oh! 697 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,240 Let's do this! 698 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,480 Peace. 699 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,600 Yeah, I got it. 700 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,280 Tomorrow. 10:00 AM. 701 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,960 Well, here we are. 702 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,720 One step closer to the final episode of "Skal". 703 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,200 And sooner or later one of us is going to die. 704 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,680 That's what we call the Game of Thrones effect. 705 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,520 Yeah, that's a thing. 706 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:44,520 So, who will the writers decide to kill? 707 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,320 Could it be Frank? 708 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680 The lying cop, willing to do anything for his family? 709 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,320 Or maybe Darren, my so-called best friend. 710 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,640 That, I wouldn't mind. 711 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,080 Or it could be Malika. 712 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,120 Or maybe Emma. 713 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,400 My Emma, the love of my life 714 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,280 who doesn't love me back. 715 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,600 Oh, goddammit, aren't you supposed to be naked in a morgue? 716 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,440 Isn't that a rule or something? 717 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,240 Now, that being said, 718 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,960 the writers could totally decide to kill me off as well. 719 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,960 Me, the hero. 720 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,600 The charismatic man upon whose shoulders the popularity 721 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,360 of this entire show depends. 722 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,560 You hear that, writers? 723 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,280 Anyways. 724 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,680 You'll find out in the fifth episode of "Skal". 725 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,320 "Live and Let Die". 726 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,440 Oh wait. 727 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,400 I think that's like a Bond film or something. 728 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,480 You ever fire a gun before? 729 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,160 Yeah. Video games? 730 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,200 Yeah. 731 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,120 All you have to do is aim and shoot. 732 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,240 Now, listen to me. 733 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,320 You two don't fire unless I tell you to. 734 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,360 You got it? 735 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,680 How's it coming with that tire? 736 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,040 This crank sucks. 737 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,600 Darren, Darren! 738 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800 Get down! 739 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,920 Hurry up with those tyres! 740 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 Darren. 741 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600 Darren! 742 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,280 Frank! 743 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,120 Frank! 744 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,840 What are you doing? 745 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,880 I'm peace and health dude, fuck, Frank! 746 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,200 And fuck his van! 747 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,800 Blondie, you got to use that shotgun! 748 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,480 Frank, come on. Put pressure. 749 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,400 Hey, they need our help! 750 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,120 Get the hell away from me! 751 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,680 Arthur! 752 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,440 Are you fucking kidding me? 753 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,440 I've been dead what, 20 fucking seconds, 754 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,760 and they're already going at it like fucking rabbits? 755 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,840 No! 756 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,280 We need some rewrites in this bitch. 757 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,320 Stat! 758 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,680 Frank! 759 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,360 Get the hell away from me! 760 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,360 Arthur! 761 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,280 No. Hey, hey, hey. 762 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,760 Oh my God, Emma! Emma, oh my god, oh my god. 763 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,000 Hey, hey, hey, look at me, look at me, look at me. 764 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,760 Malika, Malika, Malika! 765 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,040 Hey, Malika, no! Run! Run! 766 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,440 Hey, Malika! 767 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,640 Come back! 768 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,800 Emma! 769 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,800 Emma, Emma, look at me, look at me, look at me. 770 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,200 Oh, shit! 771 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,760 You're the guy from the videos. 772 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,080 Arthur, right? 773 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,960 Bro, look! 774 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,560 It's Arthur from the videos. 775 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:47,840 Sorry for your loss, man. 776 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,360 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 777 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,120 So, where were we? 778 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,320 Oh, wait, I know you're still not having fun. 779 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,560 Oh, and you are? 780 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,200 Come on, Arthur, I know you can't stand people. 781 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,320 Yeah, but I can enjoy a party. 782 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,320 Yeah, well, 3 million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate. 783 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,320 I know. 784 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,880 At this very moment, Emma got the nosebleed and well, 785 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,240 everything went to shit. 786 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,000 But that's not the point. 787 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,240 No, the point is 788 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,800 I should have had the balls to say something 789 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,440 about her banging Darren. 790 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,080 But, you know, 791 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,120 replaying this in my mind, 792 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,680 knowing now what I know about the water vanishing, 793 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,360 the robberies, the power outages, everything. 794 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,080 I still wouldn't have confronted her. 795 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,400 No. 796 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,160 I would've done something else entirely. 797 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,160 Yeah, well 3 million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate. 798 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,960 Oh, 3 million, hmm? 799 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,120 You're right. 800 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,760 I don't care about my subscribers. 801 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,360 Hell, I don't care about anyone in this room. 802 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,640 But, there is one person I truly care for. 803 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,680 My first subscriber. 804 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,960 Yes. 805 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,480 The one who first believed in me. 806 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,040 The one I always loved. 807 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,280 You. 808 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,000 Arthur, don't. 809 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800 What are you doing? Stand up! 810 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,200 Emma, 811 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,720 I'm willing to put our friendship on the line tonight 812 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,040 so you can finally understand. 813 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,360 Emma Tyler, 814 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,160 will you marry me? 815 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,440 This is a joke, right? 816 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,640 This is for one of your videos? 817 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,320 I swear this isn't for one of my videos. 818 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,200 This is real. You're serious? You're not joking? 819 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,400 Yes. Yes? 820 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,840 I'll marry you, yes. 821 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,640 I've been waiting for this moment for so long! 822 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,000 I'm going to get you to the hospital. 823 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,840 Fuck, where are the keys? 824 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,240 Listen, man. 825 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,400 Fucking listen. 826 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,440 All right, I'm sorry. 827 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,520 I'm sorry, man. 828 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,640 I know, I fucked up. 829 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,760 I'm a fucking coward, okay? 830 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,120 I was scared, dammit! 831 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,160 I'm still your best friend, okay? 832 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,160 My best friend? 833 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,280 My best fucking friend? 834 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,360 I saw you fucking her behind my back! 835 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,240 You piece of shit! 836 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:44,920 You took her from me once, and now you took her from me forever! 837 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,480 It should have been you. 838 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,240 You should have been the one to die! Not her! 839 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,440 Yeah, fine. 840 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,720 I'm a selfish piece of shit. 841 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,080 Yeah, you fucking think? 842 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,640 And yeah, I wanted to run. 843 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,080 But you can't put all this on me. 844 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,840 I tried walking away and you came after me, 845 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,880 she ran after you, she chose to come after you. 846 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,720 Arthur! 847 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,440 You're alive because of her. 848 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,520 Get out. 849 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,280 Listen, do you- Out! 850 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,320 Now! 851 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,240 If I ever see you again, 852 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,520 I'll kill you! 853 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,640 I know what you're thinking. 854 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,000 I should ask for a rewrite. 855 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,680 To find a way to save Emma. 856 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,840 But the truth is, 857 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,280 from the very beginning, 858 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,240 I've just been sharing my fantasies with you. 859 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,280 And that's it. 860 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,800 This, 861 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,520 right now, 862 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,840 this is real life. 863 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 And there's no rewriting that. 864 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,080 But you know what? 865 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,400 Maybe it's for the best. 866 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,680 Now we can 867 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:56,040 we can all get a break from the bullshit. 868 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,320 Here, can you give me your jacket? 869 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,720 Get on the ground, kid. 870 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,080 Fuck, there's no water? 871 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,240 Get the hell away from me! 872 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,560 Sorry for your loss, man. 873 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,000 You're alive because of her. 874 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,280 If I ever see you again. 875 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,880 You should have been the one to die, not her! 876 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,360 Arthur! I'll kill you. 877 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,720 Hey. 878 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,280 Arthur. That's me, and. 879 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,720 Arthur, that's me. 880 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,800 And. 881 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,480 Fuck. 882 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,680 Arthur. 883 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,880 That's me. 884 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,840 Well, to be honest, I'm having the worst fucking hangover 885 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,320 of my entire life. 886 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,840 You know, it's funny, right? 887 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,880 Every time you scroll through your newsfeed, 888 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,360 you read about these terrible events, 889 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,200 these disasters, wars, deaths. 890 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,600 Thousands of deaths. 891 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,240 Yet, in the end, 892 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,240 you don't give a fuck. 893 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,920 Not a single fuck. 894 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,000 And I mean, after all, it's to be expected. 895 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,120 I mean, why should you care about someone you've never met? 896 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,400 Someone that lives thousands and thousands of miles away 897 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,880 from your little teeny, tiny fucking first world problems? 898 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,960 And fuck, you already don't give a about your neighbours. 899 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,360 However, 900 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,080 when reality catches up, 901 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,960 and some serious shit goes down in your life, 902 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,840 it's a whole different ball game. 903 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,640 Fuck it. 904 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,120 Fuck this. Fuck this! 905 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,480 The truth is, the only person I ever wanted to make 906 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,320 a video for in the first place is. 907 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,520 Fuck this. Fuck this. 908 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,000 Arthur! 909 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,640 Malika! 910 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,920 Malika, no! Malika! 911 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,440 Run! Run! 912 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,960 Malika! Come back! 913 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,000 Okay, down, down. 914 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,280 Here, let's take this off. 915 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,680 Well, 916 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,040 it's about time. 917 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,360 I need you to light up the wound, okay? 918 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,760 This is going to hurt. 919 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,800 You ready? 920 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,760 I'm sorry. 921 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,200 How many kids do you have? 922 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,840 Two. 923 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,160 A boy and a girl. 924 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,160 How old? 925 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,440 Mike's eight. 926 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,360 And Olivia's turning 10. 927 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,720 My niece turned 13 last month. 928 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,480 You have a rude awakening on your hands. 929 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,720 Yeah. 930 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,880 I know. 931 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,160 Girls are the worst. 932 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,520 Hey. 933 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,840 What? My gun. 934 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,120 Take it. 935 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,080 That thing on the back. 936 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,200 Yeah, right there. 937 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,200 Yeah, that one. 938 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,560 This? Yeah. 939 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,600 Go ahead and pull it. 940 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,240 Good. 941 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,320 Now, hold it firmly and aim. 942 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,960 It's okay. 943 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,160 Malika. Yeah? 944 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,200 Careful. 945 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,160 The trigger's very light. 946 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,080 Okay. 947 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,320 Don't shoot. 948 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,640 Okay? 949 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,120 I know you have a gun. 950 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,520 Who are you? 951 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,400 My name is Nasir. 952 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,280 I took shelter here. 953 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,320 What about you? 954 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:50,640 We took cover from the storm. 955 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,600 Okay. 956 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,720 Listen, I mean you no harm. 957 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,760 I'm by myself and I have no weapon. 958 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,200 No weapon? 959 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,600 Right. 960 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,200 I'm supposed to just take your word for it? 961 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,480 Okay. Okay. 962 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,520 I understand. 963 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,120 So, shine your light on me. 964 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,240 I will walk forward with both hands visible. 965 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,240 Malika. 966 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,760 Malika, look at me. 967 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,240 Look at me. 968 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,960 Drop the gun. 969 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,880 Hey, pretty boy. 970 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,280 You're with me. 971 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,360 Okay, sweetie, you just extend your arms. 972 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,040 That's it, okay, okay, you're doing good. 973 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,680 Want you to just pull this back. 974 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,960 Pull it back. 975 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,120 Nicely done. 976 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,600 Okay, aim right between the eyes. 977 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,880 Take a deep breath and just squeeze, squeeze the trigger. 978 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,760 Squeeze it. 979 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,480 Good job, sweetie! 980 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,120 Good job! Amazing! You're really good at this. 981 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,200 Like a natural born killer. 982 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,320 That's right. 983 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,000 Bring in the next one. 984 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,360 Oh, man. 985 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:29,520 Do you have anything to disinfect the wounds? 986 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,840 To sew, bandages, anything? 987 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,400 All that's left. 988 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,760 And sorry, but it's all I could find. 989 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,560 That's okay. That'll work. 990 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,720 I'm Malika. 991 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,880 This is Frank. 992 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,040 I'm Nasir. 993 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,560 It sounds like he wants to say something, sweetie. 994 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,160 You want to hear what he has to say? 995 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,240 No! Go, no! 996 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,600 Don't kill me, please! Don't! 997 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,240 I know where there's water, okay! 998 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,120 I know where there's water and I can show you 999 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,320 where to find it. 1000 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,400 Just please don't kill me, okay? 1001 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,880 Please. 1002 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,720 Is he going to get better? 1003 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,320 With antibiotics and some rest. 1004 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,400 He's tough. 1005 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,560 I'm sorry. 1006 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,880 Please, don't apologize. 1007 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,840 I completely understand. 1008 01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,800 Where are we? 1009 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,400 The basement of a community center. 1010 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,200 Now, it's too dangerous. 1011 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,960 I'm afraid we might have to leave the city soon. 1012 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,760 But with all these new people. 1013 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,880 You need more supplies. 1014 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,600 More water. 1015 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,120 And if you just don't kill me, please, 1016 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,400 I'll tell you. 1017 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:31,640 Water, guys. 1018 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,040 I love you. 1019 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,200 You want some bread? 1020 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,680 What? 1021 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,640 Do you want some bread? 1022 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,440 Hey, do you want some bread? 1023 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,440 I also have water. 1024 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,080 Thank you. 1025 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,200 You're welcome. 1026 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,040 Don't be scared. 1027 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,480 Have a seat. 1028 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,760 Is it for me? 1029 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,520 Thank you so much. 1030 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,840 The steak is awesome. 1031 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,800 So, you know that I'm not making this shit up then, right? 1032 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000 You found the van? 1033 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,480 Yeah. 1034 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:06,840 Yeah, we found the van. 1035 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,040 Man. 1036 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,280 I thought you weren't going to believe me. 1037 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,560 It was like out of a crazy movie or something. 1038 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:17,560 I mean, if only you knew the whole story behind that water. 1039 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,960 Yeah, about the water. 1040 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,240 I'd like to hear the whole story from you. 1041 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,760 'Cause when we got to the van, 1042 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,720 all we found there 1043 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,080 is now on your plate. 1044 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,480 Fuck! 1045 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,040 Skal. 1046 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,960 ♪ Light a fire ♪ 1047 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,120 ♪ And wait here alone ♪ 1048 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,520 Arthur? 1049 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:07,760 Excuse me. 1050 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,200 Is it really you? 1051 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,760 The Arthur? 1052 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,160 I saw you from afar, and I knew it was you. 1053 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,760 I shouldn't have. 1054 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,480 Well, I'll just stop bothering you. 1055 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,400 Bye. 1056 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,440 No. 1057 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,680 Stay. 1058 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,240 Stay. 1059 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,120 Please. 1060 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,920 And you? 1061 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,920 What's your name? 1062 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,040 Julia. 1063 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,040 Julia. 1064 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,280 Can I ask you something? 1065 01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,800 Go for it. 1066 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:03,080 In your video, "20 Weird and Nasty Things About Me"; 1067 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,680 is it true? 1068 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:10,240 I mean, really true that you used to bite your toenails? 1069 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,680 No, that's just something I threw in the video 1070 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,640 just to make it funny, get views. 1071 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,600 Why? 1072 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,520 Did you used to do that? 1073 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:30,360 No. 1074 01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,560 I mean, sort of. 1075 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,000 Of course not. 1076 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,680 It's nasty, right? 1077 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,880 You totally do. 1078 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,120 Well, I mean, if we're being honest, 1079 01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,320 yeah, I'm just playing with you. 1080 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,200 I used to do it too. 1081 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,120 But I quit when I was in middle school. 1082 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,440 Can I ask you something else? 1083 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,520 Yeah. 1084 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,560 The girl in the truck, 1085 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,920 was she a good friend of yours? 1086 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,560 She was my best friend. 1087 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,360 Well, 1088 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,360 here we are. 1089 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,080 Day two of the apocalypse. 1090 01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:35,760 And I got nothing left. 1091 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,440 No apartment, 1092 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:40,520 no subscribers, 1093 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,200 no friends. 1094 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,400 But I'm alive. 1095 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,600 I'm with a group of people just like me. 1096 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,400 Fuck. 1097 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,360 When I say that, it almost sounds like I ended up 1098 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,760 in some kind of TV show or something. 1099 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:06,880 Anyways, now that we have enough water, 1100 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,960 this Nasir guy is going to try and lead us out of the city. 1101 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,400 That's all for now, I guess. 1102 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,440 I hope that my family's safe. 1103 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,840 My folks, 1104 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:23,920 my sister, 1105 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:25,720 my little bro. 1106 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,800 So, stay tuned for the next episode of 1107 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,240 "Arthur Versus the Apocalypse". 1108 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,440 It's a working title. 1109 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,360 Houston, this is Alpha. You read me? 1110 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:54,680 This is Commander Johnson. Do you read me? 1111 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:55,880 Is anybody there? 1112 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,160 What's going on? 1113 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,960 It's as if the Earth's water.